Hey dude, aren’t you Saul of Tarsus? Yes, I mean no, well I use to be, I now go by the name of Paul the Apostle of grace.
Are you still into that Jehovah religion thing? No, not really, I’m into Jesus now, and man talk about a huge demographic this is, its total virgin territory with so many pagan Gentiles ripe for the picking.
Yeah as a matter of fact this revelation thing that I received from Jesus, I’m now working on condensing this encrypted mystery gospel into a formula based thing called, ‘The Grace Walk’. Wow, that sounds cool, is there money to be made in this stuff?
Loads of it man, hand over fist money, I just have to fine tune this message and set it up whereby those who are ‘saved’ they can read only what I put up on my blog, but for those who will support ‘my ministry’ with a monetary gift, and that will be determined by how much they can get by how much the commit to financially. Yeah I can see the dough flooding in now, easy street here I come.
See the deal is, as long as they don’t know that they have free total access to all that God has for them individually, then I will convince them that their continued growth will be a moot point without hearing my special revelatory insights, but of course this is going to cost them big time.I’m hoping that buying into this set up will provoke those on the fringe of Graceland to see how foolish they are thinking that they can have a vital relationship with God apart from what I know and have to offer them.
Anyway, I need to focus on getting my next blog-podcast up and running, I have laced these with some powerful enticements to cause them to dig in even deeper so that might feel they are the choose few…damn this Jesus message, grace walk thang is so slick.
Has the Mystery Gospel been condensed, reduced into a ‘Grace Walk’ message, no longer needing to rely upon the Father of our spirit to enlighten us? Technology is so cool isn’t it, now we can learn what Paul did, only we can shorten the tedious and painful process by cashing in on those great books etc that are available from those who have decrypted this extremely difficult message and broken it down into laymen terms.